I Laughed So Hard, I Drooled…

A man was drowned eating his muesli the other day.

Muesli

He was pulled in by a strong currant!

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Curb Your Enthusiasm

Jeff Garlin

Fun-sized Snickers? Who’s this fun for? Not me. I need six or seven of these babies in a row to start having fun.

Jeff GarlinAmerican Stand-Up Comedian, Actor, Producer, Director and Author.

Snickers

The Simpsons

Homer

I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich.

Homer Jay SimpsonFictional main character that appears in the animated television series The Simpsons as the patriarch of the eponymous family.

The Terminator Speaks

Arnold Schwarzenegger

I love Thanksgiving turkey, it’s the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.

Arnold SchwarzeneggerAustrian and American Former Professional Bodybuilder, Actor, Producer, Director, Businessman, Investor, and Politician.