I Laughed So Hard, I Drooled…

A man was drowned eating his muesli the other day.


He was pulled in by a strong currant!


No Thanks!

My friend and I were just picking up a few things from St. Mary’s Asian Supermarket and we came across these bad boys:

Soup for Sluts

Who would’ve thought there’d be a market for this sort of thing?

UPDATE: I just noticed their slogan is ‘cheap, fast & easy’. This just gets better and better!

Curb Your Enthusiasm

Jeff Garlin

Fun-sized Snickers? Who’s this fun for? Not me. I need six or seven of these babies in a row to start having fun.

Jeff GarlinAmerican Stand-Up Comedian, Actor, Producer, Director and Author.


The Terminator Speaks

Arnold Schwarzenegger

I love Thanksgiving turkey, it’s the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.

Arnold SchwarzeneggerAustrian and American Former Professional Bodybuilder, Actor, Producer, Director, Businessman, Investor, and Politician.