I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich.
I love Thanksgiving turkey, it’s the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.
Arnold Schwarzenegger – Austrian and American Former Professional Bodybuilder, Actor, Producer, Director, Businessman, Investor, and Politician.
Soup is just a way of screwing you out of a meal.
Jay Leno – American Stand-Up Comedian and Television Host.